What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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