What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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cats are pussies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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