Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Manchester City

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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