- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

HURT

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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