- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Robin, get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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