- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Once, I went to Peru.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Knock, Knock Who's There

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

1+2 = 6

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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