Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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