- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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