- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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