- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A lot eh?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

what did the old lady die of old age...

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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