was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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