- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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