Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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