- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I am dyslexic

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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