- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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