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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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