- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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