A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Anti Joke

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