- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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