How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I'm HIV positive.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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