Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A blonde walked into a bar.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Your mums a potato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

drugs.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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