Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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