- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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