- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

I have a really funny joke.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

David Cameron

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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