- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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