did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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