- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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