- Anti Joke

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Uh... What was emulating again?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.