- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

KILL WHITEY

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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