There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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