- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's your guys names?

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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