- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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