Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

13 =B you just learned something

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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