Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Kevin and Ramin

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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