"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

field day?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

belly button

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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