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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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