- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Girls Lacrosse.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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