What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Jellybeans

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what's up? my penis.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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