Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

whats one plus one penis

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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