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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Ready for something funny? nothing

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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