Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

rent a cops

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I woke up today

Penis.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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