What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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