whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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