What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Tim likes girls

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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do you have a wife?

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Poop

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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