- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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