Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

save me from the nothing ive become

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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