- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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