H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Oh, go away

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

you see theres this guy.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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