Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What the hell are you doing?

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Anti Joke

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