- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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