what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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