Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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