- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red, yup.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

So a horse walks into a barn.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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