- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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