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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

One below was by me: Walter H

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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