- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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