An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

pull my finger (farts)

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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