- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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