- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

There's a god, just kidding.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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