Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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