Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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There's a god, just kidding.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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