- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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