- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's 9 + 10 19

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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