- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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