What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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