- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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