I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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