What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

There's a god, just kidding.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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