Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

penis

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

womens rights

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

women's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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