- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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