- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Chris Bosh's neck

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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