- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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