- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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