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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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