Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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black people

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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