- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Continents are large islands.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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