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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Obama

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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