Why so serious? Your brother died.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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thomas!!!!

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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