- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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